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“Before you were formed in the womb …”

josh | October 17, 2008

This is rather entertaining.
LAWSUIT AGAINST GOD DISMISSED for failure to obtain personal service. But Ilya Somin objects: “I’m not entirely convinced that the ruling is correct. After all, if God exists, he must be omnipresent and omnipotent. Therefore, it logically follows that he can be served with court papers anywhere; after all he is [...]

Cajun DUI

josh | October 14, 2008

I received this from my boss today.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Houma, Louisiana. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.  The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an [...]

The Epitome of Hyperbole

josh | October 1, 2008

I just finished watching some standup by Brian Regan.  It was called The Epitome of Hyperbole and I recorded it a couple of nights ago on Comedy Central and it was pretty funny.  I like how his humor is clean as it’s something I could let my kids watch.  In fact, I may just do [...]

Points for Creativity

josh | September 15, 2008

This is pretty funny.

For the History Books

josh | September 3, 2008

This is a rather entertaining detail.

Change for Change’s Sake

josh | June 30, 2008

This is rather fun.

Paranoid Schizophrenics Need Government Help

josh | April 21, 2008

This is also hilarious.  I love The Onion.

Voice Talkers

josh | April 20, 2008

This is fun.

Spiders Be Trippin, Yo!

josh | April 7, 2008

This is rather entertaining.
Special thanks to Kina for bringing this to my attention again.

Joke

josh | April 4, 2008

So, somebody at work told me a joke this joke the other day.
A polygamist man comes home from work one day to find one of his wives packing up a suitcase.
“Honey, what’s the matter?”
“I’m leaving you,” she said.  “This whole marriage arrangement is NOT what I signed up for and you are NOT the man [...]