Points for Creativity
September 15, 2008
For the History Books
September 3, 2008
Change for Change’s Sake
June 30, 2008
Paranoid Schizophrenics Need Government Help
April 21, 2008
This is also hilarious. I love The Onion.
Voice Talkers
April 20, 2008
This is fun.
Spiders Be Trippin, Yo!
April 7, 2008
This is rather entertaining.
Special thanks to Kina for bringing this to my attention again.
Joke
April 4, 2008
So, somebody at work told me a joke this joke the other day.
A polygamist man comes home from work one day to find one of his wives packing up a suitcase.
“Honey, what’s the matter?”
“I’m leaving you,” she said. “This whole marriage arrangement is NOT what I signed up for and you are NOT the man I thought you were. You’re a pervert and a pedophile!”
“What on Earth are you talking about?” he asked. “Furthermore, where did you even learn the meaning of the word ‘pedophile?’ I mean, you’re only twelve years old, for Pete’s sake.”
Logins
March 17, 2008
So, I was at work the other day and had a funny experience. I had helped a person with some software installation issue, requiring me to login to her computer with my own username and password. After I was done, I rebooted her computer. Later, she called me in a panic because I “had locked her out of her computer.” I was somewhat confused by her statement so I remotely connected to her computer to see what she was doing. Since I had been the last person to login to her computer, it had saved my username in the username field. This is no biggie, as she could just remove my username and type her own in its place. Uh, nope. Instead of replacing the username ‘jausborne’ with her own username, she proceeded to try to login using my username and then typing my username once again in the password field. Uh, that’s not how it works. For a while now, usernames and passwords have been two different things. 
From the “You Must Be Joking” Department
March 8, 2008
Apparently, Britons are idiots and need to be protected from themselves.
People who have been injured while walking and texting on their cell phones may be in luck.
A London street is experimenting with padded lampposts to protect those not paying attention from banging into them, ITN reports.
Break
March 4, 2008
Tonight, our Family Home Evening lesson was about the Plan of Salvation. We were talking with the kids about where we came from, why we’re here and where we’re going. We talked about how we lived with Heavenly Father prior to our time on Earth, and how we’ll return to live with him if we are obedient. We asked the kids why Heavenly Father has us come to Earth to live out mortality. Betsy’s response was, “Because he needs a break from us?”
