Just Don’t Start
November 26, 2009
If you never start smoking, you don’t have to worry about trying to quit. You probably won’t have to worry about squamous cell carcinoma, either.
H1N1
November 3, 2009
I seem to have acquired my very own case of the swine flu. Lucky me.
If I can’t shake this thing quickly, I’m going to go insane.
Serology
October 24, 2009
I’ve always been interested in forensic science, and yesterday I came across this explanation of serology, its origin, and its history. It starts with a multiple murder case in Germany in 1901 when scientists needed to figure out how to identify whether or not the stains on a suspect’s shirt were blood and, if so, whether or not the blood was human.
The local prosecutor then heard a farmer’s report that a man who looked like Tessnow was seen fleeing from his field, and he then found seven of his sheep slaughtered. Their legs had been severed and tossed about the field. Tessnow was brought in for a line-up and the farmer had no trouble picking him out as the man who had run from his field.
Still, the police needed better evidence to tie Tessnow to the murders. Then they heard about a test recently developed by a biologist, Paul Uhlenhuth, that could distinguish blood from other substances, as well as mark the difference between human and animal blood. Tessnow’s clothing was given to Uhlenhuth for thorough examination and his conclusions marked a turning point in the history of forensic science. He found dye, but he also detected traces of both sheep and human blood.
The article then goes on to talk about what, exactly, serology is. It discusses some of the basics of crime scene investigation, including the differences between presumptive and further tests. Presumptive tests are the tests that are used to identify whether or not blood is present at the crime scene. The further tests then determine whether or not the blood which has been found is human or animal. It documents the history of this testing, and takes the reader through the ABO, blood type analysis, and DNA tests.
Despite how well the crime scene may get cleaned up, even the finest trace of blood can often be detected and further tested. It is often the case that while the perpetrator may scrub down the obvious places, he can still miss between floorboards, under pipes, and inside drains. Merely by pouring water on some tiles at a murder scene and pulling them up wherever the water flowed beneath them, one detective found the only existing trace of the crime–blood. His discovery so surprised the killer, who felt certain he’d done a through job of cleaning up, that he instantly confessed.
Blood pattern analysis is then discussed at great length. This is truly fascinating.
Blood pattern analysis plays an important role in the reconstruction of many crime scenes. For example, when a prominent Cincinnati physician appeared to be the victim of an apparent suicide, the spatter pattern on his hand and on the couch on which he lay told a story of murder instead. The various types of bloodstains indicate how the blood was projected from the body via several factors …
The shape of the blood drop itself, according to Kennedy, can reveal significant information. “The proportions of the drops can reveal the energy needed to disburse it in those dimensions. The shape of the stain can illustrate the direction in which it was traveling and angle at which it struck the surface. Choosing several stains, and using basic trigonometric functions, enables us to do a three dimensional recreation of the area of origin from which a blood-letting event occurred.”
O.J. Simpson’s 1994 trial is even brought up.
Criminologist Dr. Henry Lee testified that there appeared to be something wrong with the way the blood was packaged, leading the defense to propose that the multiple samples had been switched. They also claimed that the blood had been severely degraded by being stored in a lab truck, but the prosecution’s DNA expert, Harlan Levy, said that the degradation would not have been sufficient to prevent accurate DNA analysis. He also pointed out that control samples were used that would have shown any such contamination, but Scheck suggested that the control samples had been mishandled by the lab—all five of them—and the jury bought it.
This is a long, long read, but it’s really very fascinating.
Flu Shot
October 24, 2009
We got up early to go get in line to get our H1N1 shots today. We got here shortly after 5 am and there were already over 200 people in line. The clinic opens at 7 am so we’ve still got a long cold wait ahead of us.
UPDATE: It is now 6:45 and there are about 400 people in front of us. It’s like they have multiplied, or something.
UPDATE 2: It is now 7:55 and we are finally getting toward the front of the building. It’s still cold but at least it’s not dark or rainy.
UPDATE 3: It’s 8:55 and we are finally all done. Getting into the building was a welcome relief from the cold.
Changes A-Coming
September 30, 2009
In some ways, I’m looking forward to Autumn. I love the color changes and the crispness of the cooler air, and even the smell of the coming rains.
I just don’t know if I’m ready for the huge change that is right now occurring, though. I’m talking about the fact that the high today (Tuesday) was about 85 degrees, yet the high tomorrow (Wednesday) is supposed to be 52 degrees.
It’s just too quick. I would probably be able to handle it a little better if we weren’t experiencing 30 – 40 mile per hour wind gusts right now. The wind makes it impossible for me to keep the windows open tonight, so I am unable to enjoy the comfort and splendor that come from curling up beneath a down comforter, while all around you is chilled by the natural cool of an Autumn night.
Perhaps if tomorrow night isn’t as cold as they say it’s going to be (39 degrees), I can do it then.
Photos from September 20, 2009
September 20, 2009
David and I went on a photography excursion today, visiting a few locations here in the Salt Lake Valley.

Oquirrh Mountain Temple

Tall Grasses at the Oquirrh Mountain Temple

Oquirrh Mountain Temple

Lift Off

Draper Utah Temple

The Little Photographer

Draper Utah Temple
Movietime – G.I. Joe
September 18, 2009
I’m at the theater watching G.I. Joe right now and I find it to be thorougly uninteresting. There are neat special effects but that’s about all that can be said about it. Well, that’s all the “good” that can be said about it, anyways.
Lame.
LA County Fair Ad
August 30, 2009
Memory – Twenty Six Plus One
August 24, 2009
It was the summer of 1992 (or was it 1991?), and I, David, Mark, Visiting David, and Kimball were all up to no good. Well, I guess it wasn’t so much “no good,” as it was having fun with no real regard for any possible cares in the world. We were in San Francisco, though it was not for any particular reason other than to just be there. We were listening to “I LIke Chinese” by Monty Python while driving through Chinatown, when we came across the Holiday Inn Hotel. I don’t know who came up with the idea, but one of us was a genius. Or something.
We decided to take the elevator to the roof of the hotel, where crazy people could go swimming, if they so desired. I say “crazy people” because I can’t imagine that there are many days during the year when the weather in San Francisco would be conducive to swimming in a pool twenty six floors up. While up there, I remember coming out of the door onto the roof, then turning to the left, where I saw a waist-high chain link fence. I sauntered (you know, saunter – “a walk with a leisurely gait; a stroll” – duh) over to the fence and immediately became fearful of heights. Never before had I never had such a phobia, but the view of the ground from twenty six floors up, with nothing to keep me from falling that distance apart from a waist-high chain link fence. My hands immediately went into “death grip” mode as they latched onto the fence, releasing only so I could inch away from the edge.
Anyways, now we get on to the “genius” plan that somebody (I’m sure it wasn’t me – I think) came up with. I’m sure it went something like this: “Hey, why not have a race down all twenty six flights of stairs?” What could go wrong, right? For some reason, we all thought this was a good idea, so we lined up and started the race. One member of our entourage, David (not to be confused with Visiting David), was pretty ingenious and came up with the idea of leaving the stairway somewhere around the twentieth floor, hopping in the elevator, then riding it down to the second or third floor before rejoining the race.
Did you know that when you run down twenty six flights of stairs, your legs become accustomed to going down many flights of stairs, and become incapable of going up even one flight of them? Yeah, that’s what happened. We noticed because, when we got to the bottom, we realized that we were in the basement, and the door was locked. We had to walk up one flight to the first floor just so we could get out.
I’m sure that cheating helped David (once again, not Visiting David) to not suffer to the same degree as the rest of us, but he still had to deal with getting all the way back to the car, which was a few blocks away. I remember that walking on even the slightest incline was tedious, and I was surprised at how difficult it had become, simply because I had participated in this little contest.
It had been years since I’d thought of this event, but tonight I was chatting with Visiting David via Facebook, and it got me thinking about some fun experiences from Yesteryear (or Yesterdecade). Thanks, Visiting David.
NOTE: I’m sure that there are editing and flow issues with this post. That’s what happens when you write at midnight.
More Gluttony
August 22, 2009
I finished the countertop, sink, and faucet replacement today. Here is a breakdown of what I did and how much I spent for the materials.
2 x 4 foot sheet of plywood for countertop substrate: $13
8 square feet of HardiBacker to go on the plywood substrate: $0.00 (it was left over sections from the bathroom flooring I replaced last week, so there was no additional cost)
Thinset: $0.00 (more leftovers from the flooring job)
4 x 4 inch porcelain tiles for countertop: 68 @ $0.28 each – about $20.00
3 x 12 inch tiles for the backsplash: 7 @ 3.27 each – about $23.00
2 x 6 V cap tiles for edges of countertop: 13 @ 4.50 – about $68.00
Kohler sink: $10.00 (it was on the clearance shelf ten months ago when I bought it, knowing I’d need it eventually)
moen faucet: $74.00
All told, I’m into it about $230, which isn’t bad when you consider how much nicer it really is!






